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Tiki Crack Torch
01:48
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TIKI CRACK TORCH
swakko hog god
packing the ma’a in volcanic ash
tiki crack torch
a dead Polynesian’s stash
Kanaloa - Skag Baron of the North Beach
introduced freebase to the islands
early ninety’s - beast from the east
let’s get fucked up and surf!
sluts, surf and smoking rock
another big wave, another life lost
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Pearl Harbor Necklace
01:48
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PEARL HARBOR NECKLACE
U.S.S. Oahu
captain going down with the ship
kamikaze bukkake-
to the tits of the south pacific
cumshot dried to a crust
on a salty old sailor’s socks
the fleet is under attack
all is lost
s.o.s. s.t.d. abandon all hope
deadly pubic crab attack
gnawing at your scrote!
scratched until your junk was one
giant swollen rash
scratched until it was open, raw,
infected with staph
swimming to the shore in desperation
blood and black sand
in search of rest and the healing powers
of the aloe plant
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3. |
Alohapocalypse
01:52
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ALOHAPOCALYPSE
Barney Fife Hawaii 5.0
patrolling the coast
in a rainbow speedboat
secret island missile base
in a dormant volcano
shark women, submarine
spear gun combat, GO!
aloha means hello
aloha means kiss your ass goodbye
fleeing on a jet-ski
from imminent detonation
of a thermo-nuclear device
massive volcanic eruptions
radioactive fallout, ash
mutant marine life
crawls from the waters
and inhabits the islands
pineapples the size of Buicks
eaten by tribes of man-crab
bloody battles fought and lost
to get a claw on a can of Spam
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4. |
Chewing Woodrose Seeds
00:47
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CHEWING ROSEWOOD SEEDS
running naked through the kiawe forests
trippin’ face
Hawaiian baby woodrose, rivea nervosa, LSA
altered visual / auditory perception
extreme gastric / abdominal pain
hundred horny old hippies in tents
and sleeping bags trying to get laid
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5. |
Cocktail Sauce
01:02
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COCKTAIL SAUCE
for those of us born in Hawaii
it’s hard to consider it a home
when it’s a vacation destination
for the rich to get wasted and bone
endlessly descending on our islands
wave after wave of these entitled pricks
service workers for semen slurpers
forced to take their shit for tips!
fuckin’ haole after haole
ordering drink after drink
pineapple ring on my ding-a-ling
who ordered the Sex on the Beach?
one part vodka, one part peach
cranberry and orange juice
and a heaping teaspoon of cream
that I shot in your glass behind the bar
and served it with a smile and a wink
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Surfin' A.NB.
02:28
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SURFIN' A.NB.
I surfed Nicaragua
went surfing M.O.D.
rode the taco once
to 16’s “Asian Heat”
holo, holo, on the Road to Hana
pig roast on Pebble Beach
hula girl, lu’au
lava lamp, weed
surfing the web for Polynesian porn
surfing safari, elephant gun
kama ‘aina - native born
suckle pineapple wet and warm
shark tooth divides the rails
ain’t no more room for snails
ten toes over the nosebleed
niuhi infested waters
biting at your feet
ripped to ribbons
black coral reef
Sol Ho’opi’i, ukulele
machine drum blast beat
tattoo the haole meat
hunkered down inside a hut
pupils used for beans
programming digit blasts
middle fingers bleed
WADGE soars shit like wild boar
pills for A.NB.
served in half a coconut
as steels guitars scream
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