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by Wadge

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    Aloha; to commemorate the 10 year anniversary of the very 1st Grindcore Karaoke release "Grindcore Lu'au", Paul and I have created a small run of cassettes for the all new Wadge EP, GK#501 "Alohapocalypse", with lyrics written by yours truly; thanks to everyone who has supported Wadge, and the label all these years, ohana

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TIKI CRACK TORCH swakko hog god packing the ma’a in volcanic ash tiki crack torch a dead Polynesian’s stash Kanaloa - Skag Baron of the North Beach introduced freebase to the islands early ninety’s - beast from the east let’s get fucked up and surf! sluts, surf and smoking rock another big wave, another life lost
PEARL HARBOR NECKLACE U.S.S. Oahu captain going down with the ship kamikaze bukkake- to the tits of the south pacific cumshot dried to a crust on a salty old sailor’s socks the fleet is under attack all is lost s.o.s. s.t.d. abandon all hope deadly pubic crab attack  gnawing at your scrote! scratched until your junk was one  giant swollen rash  scratched until it was open, raw,  infected with staph swimming to the shore in desperation  blood and black sand  in search of rest and the healing powers of the aloe plant
ALOHAPOCALYPSE Barney Fife Hawaii 5.0 patrolling the coast in a rainbow speedboat secret island missile base  in a dormant volcano  shark women, submarine spear gun combat, GO! aloha means hello aloha means kiss your ass goodbye fleeing on a jet-ski from imminent detonation of a thermo-nuclear device massive volcanic eruptions  radioactive fallout, ash mutant marine life crawls from the waters and inhabits the islands pineapples the size of Buicks  eaten by tribes of man-crab bloody battles fought and lost to get a claw on a can of Spam
CHEWING ROSEWOOD SEEDS running naked through the kiawe forests trippin’ face  Hawaiian baby woodrose, rivea nervosa, LSA altered visual / auditory perception extreme gastric / abdominal pain  hundred horny old hippies in tents  and sleeping bags trying to get laid
COCKTAIL SAUCE for those of us born in Hawaii it’s hard to consider it a home  when it’s a vacation destination for the rich to get wasted and bone endlessly descending on our islands wave after wave of these entitled pricks service workers for semen slurpers forced to take their shit for tips! fuckin’ haole after haole ordering drink after drink pineapple ring on my ding-a-ling who ordered the Sex on the Beach? one part vodka, one part peach cranberry and orange juice and a heaping teaspoon of cream that I shot in your glass behind the bar and served it with a smile and a wink
SURFIN' A.NB. I surfed Nicaragua went surfing M.O.D. rode the taco once to 16’s “Asian Heat” holo, holo, on the Road to Hana pig roast on Pebble Beach hula girl, lu’au lava lamp, weed surfing the web for Polynesian porn surfing safari, elephant gun kama ‘aina - native born suckle pineapple wet and warm shark tooth divides the rails ain’t no more room for snails  ten toes over the nosebleed niuhi infested waters biting at your feet  ripped to ribbons  black coral reef  Sol Ho’opi’i, ukulele machine drum blast beat  tattoo the haole meat  hunkered down inside a hut  pupils used for beans programming digit blasts  middle fingers bleed WADGE soars shit like wild boar pills for A.NB. served in half a coconut as steels guitars scream 


GK#501 c&p 2020 karaoke/wadge


released December 6, 2020

an UKULELE PRINCESS production

Recorded at Tiny Bubbles Studio and Shave Ice Stand, 2008
Mastered by Mahler Haze at The Thughouse. Kortrijk, Belgium, 2020

Music Paulo, Lyrics Randall

email: wadgexotica@gmail.com


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