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Captain 3 Leg - Intro
00:34
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Crippled Checkbook
01:44
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CRIPPLED CHECKBOOK
The crushing devastation
of life financially distressed
Amount of debt is growing bigger
Leaves me clinically depressed
Home repair expenses mounting
Money spent before it’s earned
Working overtime to catch up
There’s not enough hours in the day
Mortgage payment bleeds me dry
Not enough money to survive
The rising cost of gasoline
Crippled checkbook brought down to its knees
The rising cost of living
Quickly spirals out of hand
Constant stress of going under
A length of rope tightens around my neck
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Be a Man
00:13
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BE A MAN
You went back on your word
Afraid to fight and be a man
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LOTHAR DAS ROTHAAR
Barbarossas Rhabarber Barbarian cover
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FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT
Worshipping the devil
is just as fucked as faith in god
Singing praise to Beelzebub
might as well be make believe
Pentagrams on your band’s shirts
only makes you look fucking dumb
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6. |
Aspercreme
00:44
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ASPERCREME
Deteriorating health, your lower back’s a mess
Muscles lose all definition from sitting at a desk
Just show up to work and occupy a seat
No expectations once you’re there, staring into space
The curvature of spine conforms to that of chair
The atrophy of muscles from a sedentary life
The slightest turn sends waves of pain
That bring me to my knees
Chiropractic visits only serve to dull the pain
While draining me of money I can’t afford to spend
Fear of going broke keeps me from changing jobs
No amount of tylenol can make me whole again
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Orson
00:58
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ORSON
Orson once was brilliant back in 1941
It went straight to his head until he became a drunk
Reduced to selling frozen peas and hocking cheap champagne
Verbally abusive, difficult and bitter
Aging, fat and bearded, stinking drunk on booze
Not worthy of his talents, so he terrorized his crew
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8. |
Cop Bar - Intro
00:25
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I WAS CURIOUS WHO WOULD FIX THE SEWERS AFTER SOCIETY COLLAPSED SO I VOTED FOR RON PAUL
I've got a sweet idea
let's privatize the library
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CHARITABLE DONATIONS ACCEPTED EVERYDAY
For pennies a day
This starving boy
Could become a nice christian child
and spread the word of the lord
Heaven above 3X
When you give to us
Just dollars a week
You could buy me that car
That house on the hill
The sun shines down upon
Heaven above 3X
When you side with us
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11. |
Send in the Goons
00:11
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SEND IN THE GOONS
When you need shit done
Mongo henchman thugs
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12. |
No Sense of History
00:19
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NO SENSE OF HISTORY
So you think that Nazis are cool?
Should have paid more attention in school
You got…
No no no…
No sense of history
Hear you wanna defund NPR
You get a boner when you think about war
You got...
No, no, no…
No sense of history
No, no, no…
No sense of
Histo-revised
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13. |
Prophetic Youth
01:43
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PROPHETIC YOUTH
Awful and bloated
Man of dignity and poise
Stands behind the altar
A wicked people rise
You want it you want it you want it
You shall slave as you serve
Stand with me prophetic youth
As fire reigns so burns the truth
Eyes dark and catching
At the podium
We will stand behind you
As the missiles fly
You want it you want it you want it
You shall slave as you serve
Stand with me prophetic youth
As fire reigns so burns the truth
So shall burn you
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STATIC IN THE EYES OF GOD
We're all static
Blurred out lines of
white noise faded
Between signals
No one hears you
Lost in transit
We're all static
in the eyes of...
God can't hear the soul that prays 2X
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16. |
No Clear Winner
01:44
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