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Dude Machine

by Hot Mess

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Hair Dryer 01:30
HAIR DRYER When I look inside myself i see a rib cage and nothing else I see a birdcage and nothing else I see a hand breaking out of my torso She's got hot eyes inside her head I can tell by the way that you're looking at me I can tell by the way that you're staring at me When I look inside my skull i see a brain shape and a pretty girl I see a rotting paste that used to be erotic and now it's dull like me Alright now go It's not the flavor That hits your tongue It's just the taste of Something going wrong
Coffee Girl 01:43
COFFEE GIRL You have no soul You're beautiful today, but tomorrow you'll be dead Rotting in the ground, just like everybody else So if you don't know what to do Then go ahead and break the rules And if you're feelin' alright You're gonna be my girl tonight But i am staring straight at the floor You're the one i need I can't keep my eyes off you I thought you had a boyfriend But then i saw your ring I hope he doesn't mind If i take you home with me Take you home, but not, just... to sleep The lights turn green at the same time Everybody goes... Explodes... ...and dies
I KNOW THE LOOK You've got to find a place to put it down You know it feels good, to not be good But you were brought up, to be faithful I will take What i can't afford But i can't steal, your heart I know the look
BRIAN IN THE KITCHEN Sometimes I feel like I'm dead Sometimes I feel like I'm dieing Sometimes I feel like I'm dead and i don't care My teachers never taught me how to feel My parents never taught me how to feel I know that you love many things baby So i'll take them and keep them from you And i don't care
THE YUPPIE PROJECT I'll live alone, in my own head Got no Yuppies dragging me by my fucking legs I wish I was a little bit more concerned with the things that my parents said I won't be caught in a business suit with a tie around my neck My brain feels like it's falling from my face It's banging in my skull like an eager college girl getting fucked And she doesn't know when to stop so we give her what she wants I'll be left standing all alone with nothing but the drool down my chest
Food Stamps 02:12
FOOD STAMPS My dad told me that i was no one I believed that son of a bitch When i was young I, wasn't on my knees I was walking down the street I might get old, but i won't grow up My dad told me that i was no one I didn't believe that son of a bitch Face down in the dirt i won't become What they say i need to be
Surf Song 01:58
SURF SONG Don't sing about surfing unless you're Russel Budd My kind of surfing is when you're attacked by sharks And i don't think that you have ever seen a beach But you get the women, there are none left for me and so I hope that You're shark attacked You're never coming back You're just a pussy out laying on the beach You got your girlfriend rubbing lotion on your face and maybe later you'll build castles in the sand and i'll be pissing in your moat With a skateboard in my hands I hope that you're shark attacked
More Men 03:13
MORE MEN She'll only do what she's told when shes laying on her back Tell me all your sins now baby, show me what you hide "Alright" "I won't be tied down to just one man, oh no I won't, I'm cursed to always be alone" There's no time for a patient love, the kids just want to fuck
Mummy Song 02:14
MUMMY SONG There's a buliding some place Where the people cannot sleep and they're stuck inside There's a house someplace Where i can't shut my eyes They're drying out Just get out of my head Why won't you leave me alone Get out of my head


GK#69 c&p 2011 karaoke/hot mess


released August 6, 2011

a SEX CAVE RECORDS production
"Dude Machine"

Recorded, mixed and mastered in Amherst, 2011

Hot Mess is Kadry, Norman, Alan and Todd



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