1. |
Hair Dryer
01:30
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HAIR DRYER
When I look inside myself i see a rib cage and nothing else
I see a birdcage
and nothing else
I see a hand breaking out of my torso
She's got hot eyes inside her head
I can tell by the way that you're looking at me
I can tell by the way that you're staring at me
When I look inside my skull i see a brain shape and a pretty girl
I see a rotting paste that used to be erotic and now it's dull like me
Alright now go
It's not the flavor
That hits your tongue
It's just the taste of
Something going wrong
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2. |
Coffee Girl
01:43
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COFFEE GIRL
You have no soul
You're beautiful today, but tomorrow you'll be dead
Rotting in the ground, just like everybody else
So if you don't know what to do
Then go ahead and break the rules
And if you're feelin' alright
You're gonna be my girl tonight
But i am staring straight at the floor
You're the one i need
I can't keep my eyes off you
I thought you had a boyfriend
But then i saw your ring
I hope he doesn't mind
If i take you home with me
Take you home, but not, just... to sleep
The lights turn green at the same time
Everybody goes...
Explodes...
...and dies
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3. |
I Know The Look
01:56
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I KNOW THE LOOK
You've got to find a place to put it down
You know it feels good, to not be good
But you were brought up, to be faithful
I will take
What i can't afford
But i can't steal, your heart
I know the look
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4. |
Brian in the Kitchen
03:00
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BRIAN IN THE KITCHEN
Sometimes I feel like I'm dead
Sometimes I feel like I'm dieing
Sometimes I feel like I'm dead and i don't care
My teachers never taught me how to feel
My parents never taught me how to feel
I know that you love many things baby
So i'll take them and keep them from you
And i don't care
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5. |
The Yuppie Project
01:26
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THE YUPPIE PROJECT
I'll live alone, in my own head
Got no Yuppies dragging me by my fucking legs
I wish
I was a little bit more concerned with the things that my parents said
I won't be caught in a business suit with a tie around my neck
My brain feels like it's falling from my face
It's banging in my skull like an eager college girl
getting fucked
And she doesn't know when to stop so we give her what she wants
I'll be left standing all alone with nothing but the drool
down my chest
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6. |
Food Stamps
02:12
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FOOD STAMPS
My dad told me that i was no one
I believed that son of a bitch
When i was young I, wasn't on my knees
I was walking down the street
I might get old, but i won't grow up
My dad told me that i was no one
I didn't believe that son of a bitch
Face down in the dirt i won't become
What they say i need to be
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7. |
Surf Song
01:58
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SURF SONG
Don't sing about surfing unless you're Russel Budd
My kind of surfing is when you're attacked by sharks
And i don't think that you have ever seen a beach
But you get the women, there are none left for me
and so
I hope that
You're shark attacked
You're never coming back
You're just a pussy out laying on the beach
You got your girlfriend rubbing lotion on your face
and maybe later you'll build castles in the sand
and i'll be pissing in your moat
With a skateboard in my hands
I hope that you're shark attacked
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8. |
More Men
03:13
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MORE MEN
She'll only do what she's told when shes laying on her back
Tell me all your sins now baby, show me what you hide
"Alright"
"I won't be tied down to just one man, oh no I won't, I'm cursed to always be alone"
There's no time for a patient love, the kids just want to fuck
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Mummy Song
02:14
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MUMMY SONG
There's a buliding some place
Where the people cannot sleep and they're stuck inside
There's a house someplace
Where i can't shut my eyes
They're drying out
Just get out of my head
Why won't you leave me alone
Get out of my head
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