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Face 05:55
FACE Naw - don't dip yer ding dong in my drink Stop smoking all my fucking fags ya dick You gave me ringworm and the plague Just sling yer hook and fuck off out my face Naw, you threw my passport in the bin Down Cash Converters with my drum-machine Yerr personal hygiene's a disgrace Pack up yer shite and fuck off out my face It was me that deleted all the numbers out yer phone Sold yer motor to Beanie for a half-ounce and the rest of his methadone It was me that set your bedroom ablaze Yer stupid fuckin shiny pointy shoes burst into flames I smashed yer crapper in with my bare hands I set up a blog just to write shitty reviews of yer band Turned yer kids against you and pummelled your wife Tricked you into a sex-change and ruined yer life
Baws 03:00
BAWS Testicular testament Testosterone and aftershave Wrinkly sack of insolence A monument to manliness Ten-ton baws and I'm swinging them at you Got a bag of veiny vengeance and I never shave my pubes And if the cunts don't like it then I couldn't give a fuck Cos I'm gonna swing my swingers til the police show up Grand spooge factory Spermatic orbs of bravery Public skullduggery ! dangle mine with dignity Groinal exhibitionist You cannot help but look at it Alpha-male atrocity My scrotum brings you misery Baws in yer nightmares Baws in yer hoose Baws in yer lunchbox Baws in yer mooth Baws in the workplace Baws in a vice Baws in a binbag Baws all the time
Erse 00:58
ERSE Numb cheeks, two weeks in the bathroom Straining, sweating, sphincter stretching Plugged up, egg bound, bowels of concrete Constipate me diamorphine Blistered brain and vessels ruptured Massive tear in colon structure Hard work, no luck, cock-eyed, ring's fucked Split in two from the erse up Dying on the can You shat an asteroid and now you're half a man Cheer up junkie You should've shot up Senokot You should've stuck to glue and wine No smack - no cash, no cash - no eat No eat - no shite, no shite - die!


GK#416 c&p 2013 karaoke/ultimate bastard


released May 13, 2013


All music & lyrics by Ultimate Bastard, 2012

ANDY PUBES: Guitar & Vox
DOOGZY: Bass, Vox & Programming

Track 2 featuring Chucky from Quumf on guest vocals

Thanks to Meat Ears, J Randall and Killer Karrit

Artwork and production by Arno Zepp



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