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No Hands, No Bullshit

by Second Yellow

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THE FINEST BUTCHER IN ALL OF MANCHESTER A song about Nigel De Jong, Manchester City's Dutch holding midfielder who has made a habit of maiming opponents and somehow not getting thrown in jail for any of his tackles.
SOUTH LAUGHRICA About FIFA's rash decision to award the 2010 World Cup to a country that was not ready to host it.
FUCK YOUR LEAGUE CUP Say no to bogus cash-cow tournaments that suss the life out of legitimate competition!
THE ONES WHO GOT AWAY Some people are born in Canada and are good at football. Then they decide to play for a more desirable national team because their grandparents were born somewhere else. Bummer!
QATAR 2022 - FUCK YOU Where to start? FIFA awarded the World Cup 11 years from now to an oil-rich country with no football history, one of the worst human rights records around, etc etc etc. This shit must be fought.
THE DARK SIDE Nothing worse than unleashing a mean shot, seeing the net bulge, and realizing it went the wrong side of the post.
Empty Head 01:03
EMPTY HEAD Death to macho dicks!
TOURETTE'S IN THE NET Tim Howard is a beast! Don't cross him in a dark alley.
THROUGH THE SCALP AND INTO THE BRAIN Who hates douchy-and-perfectly-shaded-and-styled-fauxhawks on the pitch? We do!
NO HANDS, NO BULLSHIT They don't call it the beautiful game for no reason folks. Second Yellow loves this shit, it's why we started this band. (We also like grind a whole lot)


GK#336 c&p 2012 karaoke/second yellow


released December 19, 2012

"No Hands, No Bullshit"

Recorded in a hurry in Emmett's basement with his computer so we could watch Champions League matches at 12:45

Sam (Tottenham) - Drums and vocals
Emmett (Arsenal) - Guitar



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