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THE FINEST BUTCHER IN ALL OF MANCHESTER
A song about Nigel De Jong, Manchester City's Dutch holding midfielder who has made a habit of maiming opponents and somehow not getting thrown in jail for any of his tackles.
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South Laughrica
00:45
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SOUTH LAUGHRICA
About FIFA's rash decision to award the 2010 World Cup to a country that was not ready to host it.
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Fuck Your League Cup
00:34
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FUCK YOUR LEAGUE CUP
Say no to bogus cash-cow tournaments that suss the life out of legitimate competition!
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The Ones That Got Away
00:36
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THE ONES WHO GOT AWAY
Some people are born in Canada and are good at football. Then they decide to play for a more desirable national team because their grandparents were born somewhere else. Bummer!
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Qatar 2022 - Fuck You
00:43
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QATAR 2022 - FUCK YOU
Where to start? FIFA awarded the World Cup 11 years from now to an oil-rich country with no football history, one of the worst human rights records around, etc etc etc. This shit must be fought.
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The Dark Side
00:48
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THE DARK SIDE
Nothing worse than unleashing a mean shot, seeing the net bulge, and realizing it went the wrong side of the post.
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Empty Head
01:03
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EMPTY HEAD
Death to macho dicks!
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Tourette's in the Net
00:55
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TOURETTE'S IN THE NET
Tim Howard is a beast! Don't cross him in a dark alley.
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THROUGH THE SCALP AND INTO THE BRAIN
Who hates douchy-and-perfectly-shaded-and-styled-fauxhawks on the pitch? We do!
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No Hands, No Bullshit
00:52
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NO HANDS, NO BULLSHIT
They don't call it the beautiful game for no reason folks. Second Yellow loves this shit, it's why we started this band. (We also like grind a whole lot)
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