Soccer Mom EP

by The Mighty Acceleratör

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1.
03:14
SOCCER MOM Soccer mom – dressed in white Sweater clings to her nice and tight Saturday – to my delight She’s on display, what a glorious sight Youth league – their biggest fan She never misses, always there in the stands Her smiling face – nice and tan Loading gear into the back of the van I like the way she handles those balls Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom Got my eyes on… Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom I’ve got my eyes on you… Soccer mom – at the game Jumping up and down without any shame Calling out – her son’s name Shaking her melons, driving me insane Hiding out – in the bush Stealing looks at your tight, round tush A peeping tom – never caught End of the game, I’ll be needing a mop Shake that pony tail; let me see what you’ve got Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom Got my eyes on… Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom I’ve got my eyes on you… You don’t know what you do to me, baby Every time I see you, I go crazy That minivan and pony tail You’re bringing out the man in me… Soccer mom - dressed in white Same old sweater, still nice and tight Saturday – let’s do it again Into the bush, just you and me, my friend A week from today, c’mon, let’s do it again! Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom Got my eyes on… Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom I’ve got my eyes on you…
2.
04:38
SHAKE IT Yeah, we’re going downtown tonight The girls are comin’ out – alright! They got $2 whiskey, we got $1 beers Drink it up, baby, now forget all your fears Come on and shake it Shake it tonight Get down and shake it Cut loose tonight Well, it’s getting close to midnight Girls are drinking, getting wound up tight Wearin’ halter tops and mini-skirts Shirts so tight, getting ready to burst Yeah, we’re going downtown tonight The girls are comin’ out – alright! They got $2 whiskey, got $1 beers Drink it up, baby, now forget all your fears Come on and shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight Why don’t you shake it, baby, shake it – you’re doin’ alright Let’s see ya shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight Shake it, baby, shake it – shake it all night Well, it’s getting close to midnight Girls are drinking, getting wound up tight Wearin’ halter tops and mini-skirts Shirts so tight, getting’ ready to burst Now it’s almost closin’ time Only ten minutes left to make her mine Come with me, girl, this wont take long 30 minutes, baby, you’ll be movin’ on Come on and shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight Why don’t you shake it, baby, shake it – you’re doin’ alright Let’s see ya shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight Shake it, baby, shake it – shake it all night Shake it, baby, shake it – shake it on down the line I don’t think I can take it; you’ve got me losin’ my mind The way you move your body really messes with my head I wanna scoop you up from the dance floor, I wanna throw you down on the bed Come on and shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight Why don’t ya shake it, baby, shake it – you’re doin’ alright Let’s see ya shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight Shake it, baby, shake it – shake it all night
3.
MUSTACHE FOAM Getting dressed – my best threads I’m gonna hook up tonight I come home – wont be alone Not without a fight Excuse me, is this seat taken? Sit down, and start in drinking Raise your glass, raise it high Take a sip, your mustache covered in white You blew your chances with mustache foam She couldn’t stand the sight You’ll be spending the night alone No hooking up tonight Wipe it off, but it’s too late Already made up her mind It’s hard to look cool with mustache foam Hope for better luck next time Excuse me, is this seat taken? Sit down, and start in drinking Raise your glass, raise it high Take a sip, your mustache covered in white You blew your chances with mustache foam She couldn’t stand the sight You’ll be spending the night alone No hooking up tonight Wipe it off, but it’s too late Already made up her mind It’s hard to look cool with mustache foam Hope for better luck next time You make that long walk back across the bar With a moist upper lip and a wounded heart Jump back in the saddle and do it again Drink from a bottle and you’re back in the game Getting dressed – my best threads I’m gonna hook up tonight I come home – wont be alone Not again tonight
4.
DROPPIN' A LOAD See the world behind glass as I head down the road Got my hand on my knob, shifting gears as I go Clean shot ahead, no smokies in sight No backing off the hammer, laying waste to the road Keep a steady pace, got a deadline to meet Hopped up on pills, aint got no time to sleep There’s no time to waste, I’ll catch some Z’s when I’m done Gonna make it in time, in time to drop my load Drop, drop – droppin’ a load Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby Drop, drop – droppin’a load A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now Drop, drop – droppin’ a load Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby Drop, drop – droppin’a load A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now That’s the way we like it now Cocaine binge, breakin’ out in a sweat Got to stay awake, I’ll take what I can get No time for the ladies, though it’s been a while Keep the pedal to the metal till that magic mile Bouncing in my seat with my bladder full Pain in my groin pushing me to the edge I reach for the jug, unscrew the lid Instant relief while I’m taking a whizz Drop, drop – droppin’ a load Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby Drop, drop – droppin’a load A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now Drop, drop – droppin’ a load Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby Drop, drop – droppin’a load A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now That’s the way we like it now Load dropper – full throttle – hitting my mark, cuz Im a… High baller – pill popper – hell bent to make it on time… I’m goin’ out of my mind Free of my trailer, time to make it back home I’d take it slow, but I’m on the go Stopping to eat, throw some food down my hole Jump back in the rig with my belly full Long way to go, till I can do the deed Blowin’ the doors off with lightnin’ speed My woman is waiting for me to come home Gonna have a good time, gonna drop my load Drop, drop – droppin’ a load Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby Drop, drop – droppin’a load A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now Drop, drop – droppin’ a load Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby Drop, drop – droppin’a load A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now That’s the way we like it now

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GK#76 c&p 2011 karaoke/tma

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released August 17, 2011

GRINDCORE CINEMA presents
a MORTVILLE NOISE production
"Soccer Mom EP"

The “Soccer Mom” EP was recorded on an MCI JH-16 2" tape machine at Strangebird Recording in Centerville, IA on April 30th + May 1st of 2011. Mixed June 18th of 2011. All songs engineered by Travis Atkinson and produced by The Mighty Acceleratör.

All songs were written and performed by The Mighty Acceleratör.

Joe Brown– Vocals, Travis Atkinson– Lead guitar, Andy Koettel– Rhythm guitar / backing vocals, Stephen Crow– Bass guitar, J. Redcorn – Drums / percussion.

Cover art drawn by Sean Wilcox. Logo by Cole Hiatt.

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