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Tiki Gods, No Masters

by Wadge

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ORIGIN OF THE TIKI Handed down through the ages - Chiseled into palm - Slashes cut with precision - Many have massive dongs - Some sedate, some scowling - Hands clasped strong in front - Torches blazing orange - Casts shadows onto huts - The beach lined thick with chanting - Drumming songs of pride - Sending off the tiki - To journey far and wide
MARCH OF THE TIKI Here come the tiki marching - Descendants of the tree - Rocking stiff in unison - To Sol Ho'opi'i - Martin Denny leads them - Bird calls loud and vast - Onto ships invisible - Noble moai on each mast - Carvers clutch their chisels - Waving from the shore - Tonga, Fiji, Hawai'i, Rapa Nui and many more - Dangers may await them - Perils of the sea - Stay tuned and you will learn - About the brave tiki
VOYAGE OF THE TIKI (Instrumental)
FRENZY OF THE TIKI Marquesan proudly at the bar - Mischief in his eyes - Arthur Lyman at the xylophone guzzling mai tais - Exotic rhythms hypnotize four hands hot and sweet - All are pissed, drinks they fist - Chomping rum infused coconut meat - It's now, the time is right - The tiki spring to life and chant and dance around the room reeking havoc with your mind - Pulling down your pants and smacking your behind - What the heck is this, these wooden bastards dance? - What a great vacation, bet you wish you'd gone to France - Moai jumping off the wall - Ukulele double-picked - Grabbing genitalia, giving them a pinch - Tiki, tiki: CRUST! - Tiki, tiki: GRIND! - Tiki, tiki: SURF!
TIKI GODS, NO MASTERS TIKI GODS, NO MASTERS - That's how life should be - Don't need no religion to make up rules for me - TIKI GODS, NO MASTERS - The only life I lead - Surf and grind till I die - For tiki I will bleed - TIKI GODS, NO MASTERS - Kirsten's books are law - Aloha shirts, rabid grins, exotic birds yell "Caw!" - TIKI GODS, NO MASTERS - Ancient ones stand firm - I exclaim and praise thy name as blazing torches burn


GK#173 c&p 2012 karaoke/wadge


released February 15, 2012

an UKULELE PRINCESS production
"Tiki Gods, No Masters"

Recorded, mixed & massturd at Tiny Bubbles Studio & Shave Ice Stand 2010.

Haole Howard: keys on "Voyage of the Tiki".

All tracks originally intended for split 7" with DISPEPSIAA (RIP).


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