Where's Your Beard?, by Various Artists

Where's Your Beard?

by Various Artists

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	1.	Bad Acid Trip - My Surroundings 01:35
	2.	Bad Acid Trip - Beware of the Little People 00:33
	3.	Wadge - Conceived in Shit Like a Pedigree Nothing 02:13
	4.	Captain Three Leg - Return to the Soil 02:46
	5.	Captain Three Leg - M.B.B. 00:42
	6.	Captain Three Leg - Excrement Sealed Birth Prison 01:49
	7.	Gore Beyond Necropsy - Gurgling Spiral Repulsion 01:29
	8.	Pyuria - You Watch Jerry Springer 01:01
	9.	Pyuria - I Hate My Fucking Environment 00:53
	10.	Parade of the Lifeless - Parameters of the Self 02:32
	11.	Hated Principles - 9 Tracks 00:58
	12.	Machetazo - Genital Grinder / Malignant Defecation 03:10
	13.	Grossmember - Urban Jungle 01:04
	14.	N.O.Y.F.B. - 13 Untitled Tracks 01:30
	15.	Violent Headache - Percutor Craneal 01:31
	16.	Noisear - Twisted Trees 01:14
	17.	Pantalones Abajo Marinero - Regalos Para el Capitan Pt. 1 00:24
	18.	Pantalones Abajo Marinero - Regalos Para el Capitan Pt. 2 00:35
	19.	Pantalones Abajo Marinero - Regalos Para el Capitan Pt. 3 00:22
	20.	Pantalones Abajo Marinero - Regalos Para el Capitan Pt. 4 01:26
	21.	Krabathor - Unnecessarity 02:48
	22.	Autoritar - Judgement of Will 01:12
	23.	Human Extermination Project - 14 Untitled Tracks 00:51
	24.	Blood Suckers - Chochottes Land 00:37
	25.	Blood Suckers - Work For Your Death 01:17
	26.	Pissed Cunt - 3 Minutes For Tina Turner 03:11
	27.	Drunken Orgy of Destruction - Centerpiece 01:59
	28.	Carrion Crawler - Joshua Phillips 02:08
	29.	Señor Lululalo - Spin Cycle 03:18
	30.	Ruido - Despierta 00:37
	31.	Ruido - Libertad 00:44
	32.	Ruido - Soldier of Fortune 00:48

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GK#56 c&p 2011 karaoke/various artists

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released July 3, 2011

GRINDCORE CINEMA presents
a MORTVILLE NOISE production
"Where's Your Beard? ...a Compilation"

A collection of songs representing all types of facial hair, from the "five o' clock shadow" to the "Rip Van Winkle".

Trimmed and groomed by Andy Koettel. Released on cassette by Mortville Noise, 1999. "Baby" illustration by Cole Hiatt. Title of comp. by Food Fortunata. mortvillenoise.blogspot.com

Please note: because this was assembled 12 and 13 years ago the addresses listed on the bands graphics probably aren't accurate today and were included in the digital booklet for archival purposes only.

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