Alohapocalypse

from Alohapocalypse by Wadge

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Aloha; to commemorate the 10 year anniversary of the very 1st Grindcore Karaoke release "Grindcore Lu'au", Paul and I have created a small run of cassettes for the all new Wadge EP, GK#501 "Alohapocalypse", with lyrics written by yours truly; thanks to everyone who has supported Wadge, and the label all these years, ohana

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ALOHAPOCALYPSE
Barney Fife Hawaii 5.0
patrolling the coast
in a rainbow speedboat
secret island missile base
in a dormant volcano
shark women, submarine
spear gun combat, GO!
aloha means hello
aloha means kiss your ass goodbye
fleeing on a jet-ski
from imminent detonation
of a thermo-nuclear device
massive volcanic eruptions
radioactive fallout, ash
mutant marine life
crawls from the waters
and inhabits the islands
pineapples the size of Buicks
eaten by tribes of man-crab
bloody battles fought and lost
to get a claw on a can of Spam

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from Alohapocalypse, released December 6, 2020
Music Paulo, Lyrics Randall

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