I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors

from Because Reality is Shit by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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I JUST FELL ASLEEP AND YOU WOKE ME WITH YOUR CANNIBALISTIC SOCCER ERRORS
Poor kid he thinks there’s more chasing dreams down pipes getting stuck he has ceased to be he is no more in his place the bastard son of Beiber and a giraffe with downs and a lisp worse than Daffy Duck wires hooked up to his vocal chords so no one realizes how worthless he is gone for credit in the straight world he has died you were barely one of us but you’ll never be one of them and when you fall in love and lose your edge we’ll still be here calling for heads...

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from Because Reality is Shit, released August 21, 2011

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